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The journal of Captain Obvious

Discussion in 'Red Dead Discussion' started by Chinny-againny, Feb 26, 2013.

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    NOOB: Hey Captain Obvious? What's with people raging online over nothing?

    CAPTAIN: Kid, there will always be angry, sad, little men out there with nothing better to do. These are pathetic, stupid individuals. I'll tell ya one thing though, if you are gonna pick a fight online make sure that you are
    A. Practicing what you precach (don't be a hypocrite)
    B. Using correct spelling if sending hate mail (nothing makes you look more idiotic)
    C. Not insulting someone who is clearly smarter than you.

    A prime example of this would be last night. I was playing a match and read a name (nmlakota) or something and then this guys buddy starts screaming at me that I'm racist because apparently he thought that I was speaking in a "stereotypical" Native American tone. The irony of this of course is the fact that the native characters in red dead talk exactly like that....so if he hates that stereotype why is he playing this game?

    Anyway, I try to explain that I'm not racist but my word fall on deaf ears. He starts calling me a dumb hillbilly which makes no sense considering I don't have any type of accent that would make one think that. Then he starts in with fagg@t this and fagg@t that ans more or less goes on a tiraid using this work and homophobic references left and right. I ask him if he thinks it's okay to be prejudice against gays and he says yes and that being gay is wrong etc. Etc.....when I ask him he openly says that you can't be racist but it's perfectly okay to gay bash, kill gays, and beat them. At this point I just start laughing at him telling him he's an idiot. He says I'm an idiot. I ask him 3 simple question:

    What is 10 cubed?
    What is the first element on the periodic table?
    Name the presidents in order from 1980 to the present?

    He could not answer any of these questions and yet kept insisting that he was smarter than I. Lastly he sent me a message after he left calling me a dum (spelled without the b) fagget (spelled with an E? Wha?) . I sent him a reply correcting his spelling and once again told him that he was an imbecile.

    NOOB: So I should just laugh at these idiots?

    Captain: you got it kid.......you got it..... (THNSAWOITS)
     
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    NOOB 1: I'm getting sick of all these guys who keep beating me with their gold guns!
    NOOB 2: yeah it's not fair. People get those guns and then they can shoot better than anyone else.
    Noob 3 : How come they can shoot from so far away with those things?
    Noob 4: I don't even know how to get those? Do you have to buy them?

    (Captain obvious appears out of thin air)

    CAPTAIN: HI KIDS!!!!!

    NOOBS (in unison): CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

    CAPTAIN: seems like you kids are a bit confused about golden guns. Let me see if I can help ya out here...... First off golden guns are earned by getting 100 headshots in either FFA, gang , or other competition matches and it requires some minor maunal aiming trickery to pull off a headshot so practice. You can only earn headshots toward the guns that you have already unlocked in free roam (so if yer a level one don't bother with a lemat yet).

    Secondly, golden guns are not "better" than their original counter parts. They are just prettier to look at. In other words.... A golden Winchester is exactly the same as a regular Winchester in terms of capability. However, if you are getting shot at by someone with a golden Winchester keep in mind that they have made at least 100 headshots with it so they are probably very good with it so it may appear that it is a better gun when it's not.

    Now...be good boys and hold this (captain obvious hands the noobs a golden stick of dynamite that is already lit)

    NOOB 1: WOW! Golden dynamite! How do you earn this?

    Captain (running for the hills) : I've only seen cheaters with it and have not seen it since rockstar killed all their accounts !

    NOOB 2: how did you get it?

    Captain : (still running) I painted a regular stick with gold paint!

    NOOB 3: so it's not gold dynamite then.....that's dumb.

    NOOB 4: HEY!!! WATCH THE FUSE ITS GONA BL-

    (BOOOOOM!!!! The noobs explode in a pile of guts)

    CAPTAIN: (still running) Boom goes the dynamite kids......boom goes the dynamite..... (Tips hat, nods, smiles and continues running into the sunset to Avoid any stray shrapnel from the explosion)
     
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    NOOB: Hey.........Captain.........Obvious?

    (Captain obvious takes a close look at the NOOB and notices that his eyes are bloodshot and he has a goofy grin on his face)

    CAPTAIN: What's up with you kid?

    NOOB: I'm so high right now.......

    CAPTAIN: Great, so you've discovered weed, congratulations. What do you want?

    NOOB: Well......................since discovering weed I feel like I should change my gamer tag. I see a lot of really cool guys out there with weed based gamer tags and I'd like to change mine as well but I need your advice....I'm torn between these tags:

    BongsMcsmokerson
    420YObluntSmokinG
    Weedsmoker_sticky_bud_jones
    POTWEEDCUSHMANTREES

    Which do you prefer?

    CAPTAIN: None you idiot. If you are really that into weed and think that it actually makes you cool you should have a realistic druggie tag like:

    SmokeyMclivesinmomsbasement
    Bongsterunemployed
    Loserwhocantgetlaid420

    ....or something like that. Ya know I find it funny the only people that think they are amazing because of drugs are the potheads. I'd like to see other abusers of chemicals come up with gamer tags that match their vices. Here are some examples.

    Alcohol: TequillaMcpukeseverymorning
    Crack: Illsuckitforarockjones
    Meth: ScabbyMcparanoid
    Heroine :BleedingarmsHIV
    Tobacco: CancerMcblacklung

    NOOB: ...............Huh?.........sorry bro I was checking out that horse walking by....can you repeat that?

    CAPTAIN: Tell ya what, I'll give you the abreviated version ok? (WHAP! smacks NOOB across the face)

    (THNSAWOITS)
     
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    NOOB: Hey captain obvious?

    CAPTAIN: Ugh......wahddya want ya little stoner?

    NOOB: Actually I'm over that. I met several of the weed smoking gamers in person that I once admired and was disappointed.
    It turns out that Elitestayblazedup never graduated highschool, is married to a 500 lb. woman, and they both live in her mom's basement. IndianaBudsmoka has his own place but it turns out after a long days work at the gas station all he does is come home and watch porn and play with himself until he's so sore that he decides to play some rdr with his home made lag switch (he says he has to use it because the weed slows down his thought process but I don't buy it).

    CAPTAIN: Well good for you kid....so what is the issue this time?

    NOOB: What's with all of the people smack talking that their amazing players in regular free roam? I mean no offense but...in free roam? You can see everybody at all times from a mile away? It's not like in a match where you can't see their badges above their heads and names....I mean, if I'm in free roam and some guy uses R1 I still know exactly where he is....so why do people come in talking so much garbage?

    CAPTAIN: Small genitals kid.....small genitals......

    NOOB: Really that's it? That's all you got today?

    CAPTAIN: Pretty much kid...pretty much (THNSAWOITS)

    NOOB: (to self) Why do I even bother asking this guy questions anymore?
     
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    The line about IndianaBudsmoka cracked me up.
     
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    NOOB: HEEEEEEEYYYYY CAPTAINNNNNNN OBVIOUOOOOOOOS!!!!?????

    Captain: (sitting on a random rock in Armadillo).... what......seriously......WHAT?

    NOOB: What's up with people accusing me of being a hacker...it's not like I'm all that great of a player to get that accusation.

    Captain: Some people just need reasons to make themselves feel better at night. Although I agree that some people do lag switch it's much less common these days. Who was complaining about you?

    NOOB: Some super NOOB named middlegriff or something like that kept sending me messages claiming I was a MOD.... etc.

    Captain: Do you drive a Vespa scooter and listen to The Who while wearing a suit?

    NOOB: Huh?

    Captain: Nevermind.....what level is this guy?

    NOOB: Like level 5 and he claimed "he knows a mod when he sees one"

    Captain: Could a level 5 possibly know at that point? Think about it....

    NOOB: No....I guerss not....and this guy is an R1 whore. all he does is hide and generally keeps going back to the same spot.

    Captain: I'd take it as a compliment kid. You've gotten that good that NOOBS are accusing you of cheating. That's an accomplishment! Heck I might not even be able to call you "NOOB" anymore?

    NOOB: Really???

    Captain: PFFFT......in your dreams kid....in your dreams.....(Thnsawoits)

    NOOB: Awwwww.......
     
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    NOOB: (comes running over the hill apporaching Chuparosa and runs screaming into town heading in the direction of the saloon) GRAAAAAAAGH!

    Captain Obvious: (Inside the saloon, turns ihs head from his bar stool and looks out to see the NOOB running toward the saloon looking very distraught).

    NOOB: (Runs into the saloon, grabs a stool next to the Captain) Hey Barkeep! Whiskey Straight up por favor!

    Captain: (Looking over the NOOB with curiosity) What's the matter with you bub?

    NOOB: I can't take it anymore! (Barkeep hands NOOB his drink which he slams down with rage...he slams the glass on the bar) There is no such thing as a fun match anymore in this game! All I see these days are whining little brats, campers, and the occasional lag switcher! If ya don't believe me look outside!

    Captain: (Peering outside the bar notices a player camped on the roof of the saloon, church, and sheriffs office....the only name he can make out is MIDDLEGRIFF.....as he looks around he also sees some player running around and getting picked off left and right screaming that everyone is cheating......last of all he sees a player who seems to disappear, reappear, and in some cases appear to be climbing when there is nothing to climb who is picking off everyone with lag switch ease) Yeah....I see waht you mean kid.

    NOOB: I know right? And this is a goldrush match to boot! WTF???

    Captain: I dunno kid, sure seems annoying.....almost as annoying as someone who has an online forum that constantly complains about how other players play the game.

    NOOB: HUH?

    Captain: I dunno......let me buy you a drink.

    NOOB: REALLY?

    Captain: NO. (Captain pushes the noob out the door of the saloon where he is immediately picked off by campers).
    Sure is a sad state of affairs.....sure is a sad state of affairs.....(Sips drink, lights a smoke.....and sighs)
     
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    Captain obvious is sitting back on a tall rock in a desert hunting ground....lazily picking off bobcats as they approach him with a Lemat revolver.

    Captain: (mumbles to self) What are all these damned bobcats doing in the desert anyhow?

    NOOB: (sprinting toward the rock that Captain obvious is sitting on in order to avoid a bobcat attack) HEY! CAPTAIN OBVI-
    (Noob is mauled by bobcats......respawns....starts sprinting again) HEY CAP- (mauled again....respawns) HEY- (mauled again...respawns)

    Captain obvious groans in disgust and starts picking off bobcats near the NOOB as the NOOB approaches the rock for a 4th time.

    NOOB: (Finally making it onto the rock) WHEW! Thanks!

    Captain: Yeah...whatever....what do YOU want?

    NOOB: I was wondering....if I'm new to the game, camp all the time, and use deadeye, is it hypocritical for me to call everyone else a pansy and then make jokes about their genitalia or age?

    Captain: I believe that would make you a hypocrite son, and nobody likes a hypocrite....especially those hypocrites that write stupid blogs online with imaginary characters that they use as a front to bitch about other gamers...

    NOOB: Huh?

    Captain: Nevermind......you just go ahead and tell CINDYPIGTAILS that he or she is one big hypocrite and even more that he/she is pathetic for wasting the time to send a whiny message.

    NOOB: How did you know it was CINDYPIGTAILS?

    Captain: Because he/ she complains to everyone kid.....he/she complains to everyone.....now get off my rock kid ya bother me.

    Captain raises his leg to kick the NOOB off of the rock.

    NOOB: NO WAIT I-

    Captain kicks NOOB off of rock where he is immediately mauled by bobcats.
     
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    NOOB: Hey Captain obvious? What would you describe as the biggest bi_ch move that you have ever seen?

    CAPTAIN: Funny you should ask that question kid. If you had asked me a few days ago I would have had a different answer than today....but I got a good one for ya. Last night I decided to play a little RDR. I got into a match with two gentleman who were together and complaining the enitre time they played how GTA5 is soooo much better and RDR sucks....One guy was named ONEPUNCH and the other guy was some RDR_Massive variation or some name like that. Anyhow I beat them and they continued to gripe so I told them to quit crying to which the RDR guy says "shut up you Ni--a. You're pathetic because you still play this old ass game" (he was white by the way so way to use the N word and think you're cool you racist wanna be gangsta) to which I reply "Ummm, you're playing it too dumbass"......then he gripes about playing him 1-v-1 to which I say all he's gonna do is camp like everyone else when they challenge someone they don't know to a 1-v-1. He says no he won't camp.
    Anyway.....long story short after I beat these guys 3 or 4 times I find myself in a match with this RDR guy, his buddy ONEPUNCH, and some other player who they vote out so that they can play me one on one since I wouldn't agree to join their posse and play them 1-v-1 (knowing that they would probably camp the whole time). They attempt to gang up on me and camp constantly even though they said they would not. I still kick their asses. Then what do they do halfway through the match when I'm up 10 kills? They vote to kick me and I get kicked out of the match by them. Unbelievable. So they complain, tell me they'll kick my ass 1-v-1, and then vote me out when they see that it's not happening and they're BOTH getting their asses whooped.

    NOOB: Wow. That's pathetic.

    CAPTAIN: It sure is kid.....it sure is....(THNSAWOITS)
     
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    Captain obvious quietly wanders the hills of Gaptooth ridge, enjoying the view of Tumbleweed in the distance as he calmly pick desert sage flowers to earn a lousy 250 XP. Why is he doing this? He's not sure himself. He has never bothered picking flowers to earn points and he is now realizing it's a royal pain in the butt to do but alas, he's already picked 4 and wants to get six for his stupid trophy.

    Suddenly, out of nowhere a rogue posse approaches and their idiotic NOOB leader begins calling off orders into the MIC.

    NOOB LEADER: Alright purple guy we're coming up on ya! We got ya surrounded! Don't even try to shoot us! I got 2 level 50's in my posse and theres 4 of us and one of you!

    Captain obvious ignores this and continues to seek his stupid flowers. AHA! Desert sage number 5 has been picked. How nice. 1 more to go. Captain Obvious sees the 4 player posse approach. His gun is not drawn nor is he doing anything besides looking for flowers.

    NOOB LEADER: Alright purple guy! Either join our posse or die!

    Captain notices that he has no posse invites so he is wondering what said NOOB LEADER is actually talking about considering that he didn't even invite him. Does he want me to request a posse join? IN addition he wonders why he is being ref. to as "purple guy" when he appears to be white on the map. He rolls his eyes and continues to look for the ever difficult 6th desert sage.

    NOOB LEADER: Alright purple guy get yer hands up or we'll shoot! I said get yer hands up or we'll fire!

    Captain obvious stops moving and is perplexed. Is there a button on the controller that allows you to raise your hand in the air to surrender? If so in years of playing he has never seen it or used it. He assumes that NOOB LEADER is using it in some lame Role playing attempt. Just to be sure though Captain Obvious stands completely still wiht his gun holstered.

    NOOB LEADER: Alright you asked for it! (NOOB LEADER shoot Captain Obvious) I told you to get your hands up but you didn't listen!

    WTF? Captain obvious thinks as he respawns and again stands still doing nothing.

    NOOB LEADER: Hands up or we'll shoot! I said hands UP! Alright you asked for it!

    Again the NOOB LEADER shoots Captain Obvious.
    Upon respawning Captain Obvious has had enough of the Shennanigans not to mention demands for him to put his hand up when there is no "hands up" button on the controller. He shoots NOOB leaders horse as he rides it and then finishes the job while NOOB LEADER is down by blasting him with his semi auto shotgun at close range.

    NOOB LEADER: YOU BITCH! (Noob leader changes session and takes said posse with him)

    Capatin Obvious finds the final flower and gets his 250 XP.

    CAPTAIN: Finally. Desert Sage #6. I'll never bother with that again for a lousy 250 XP. Wonder why that NOOB quit and ran away after I killed him just once and then called me a bitch? I wonder if anyone will ever explain to him that there isnt any actual hands up/surrender button on the controller in RDR? I wonder if he'll ever figure out that he has to send invites to get people to join his posse? On second thought WHO THE FU@K CARES!!! (THNSAWOITS)
     
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    Hey Kids, Captain Obvious here. Most of the time I like to joke around and make fun of silly PSN users and my experiences online. Today I'm gonna go a bit serious on you. I heard something over the mic. that was truly disturbing. This is a true story unfortunately. I was playing online and I heard 2 people talking to each other on mic. One was Rondu0000007 and the other was robin something...can't remember the rest on that one. Rondu0000007 had a kid sitting by her or near her because you could hear the kid. In fact at first I though it WAS the kid playing. Then I hear the sounds of this kid being hit and beaten. The kid begins screaming and crying....there's a shuffle of the mic being removed but I can still hear the whapping and screaming in the background...this goes on for about 2 minutes. Then I hear a door slam and can no longer hear the kid crying.

    Then I hear this converstation:

    Robin: Sounds like somebody gettin' beat! Haha.
    Rondu0000007 (female voice): Oh he does this every night. I go through this with him every day.

    Unfortunately I did not record any of this so I don't really have any proof. I reported it to PSN but they basically said that they can't do anything. So here is what I am doing. I'm calling out Rondu0000007 for being a horrible abusive parent. You should be in jail if you do that to your kid every night. Shame on you. You disgust me. Your buddy Robin is is a sick bastard too.

    Anyone who plays on PS3 or any system for that matter....if you see the name Rondu0000007 please tell them to stop hitting their kid and make a concerned effort to vote them out of any game that you see them on. People like this don't deserve to play online games.

    Sorry for all of the preaching today folks but that's what I got for ya.

    THNSAWOITS
     
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    NOOB: Hey captain obvious? Will you tell me a story?

    Captain: Why sure kid.....why don't ya come on over and sit on captain obvious's lap....on second though don't do that....that's creepy.....

    NOOB: Umm.....

    Captain: So anyway, once upon a time there was a noob who came into a free for all match for the first time. He'd made it to level 5 so far and apparently thought he was king sh!t as a result. He came into a match talking mad smack to anyone that would listen. A Player by the name of Chinny-againny (who just so happens to be a damn good player) told him to shut up and quit talking smack like he was a good player until he actually won a match. The noob said "I'll beat you in a match you just watch"........this annoyed the young Chinny who was simply trying to point out to the poor noob that he was making and idiot of himself. Chinny proceeded to beat the noob who pretty much came in last place every match. Although Chinny did not win every match (he kept coming in 2nd due to RDRbeastmode using some glitch that he actually caught him doing red handed multiple times...but that's another story) he beat the noob every time. Chinny kept pointing out to the noob that he had yet to come close to winning a match and maybe next time he should not come in talking so much smack to which the noob said "I never talked smack or said I was gonna beat anybody" to which Chinny quoted back what he had said earlier and that he had said he would beat him. Again the noob deined what he had said despite the fact that he had been the only other one on the mic. It was sad really. Anyhow.....eventually it came down to just Chinny and the noob in the match as others had left or just been voted out for cheating (RDRbeastmode). Chinny heard the noob mumble to someone else and caught another voice on the mic....an older sibling perhaps? Tough to say. Suddenly the noob's game improved 10 fold. He was able to aim and even kill Chinny a few times. Chinny was onto his game though.....he nkew that the noob had passed the controller to another player.....Chinny won by 4 kills but still won and said "there, now I whooped you and your older brother or dad or whoever is sitting next to you" ...... the noob replied by saying "you only beat me by a few kills" to which Chinny responded "no I only beat your brother or whoever has the controller by a few kills. YOU weren't even playing!" The noobs friend or sibling mumbled something like "switch out he's onto you bro" and suddenly the noob left the session. The moral of the story?

    Don't talk smack if ya can't back it up and then pass the controller on to another player who you think can beat the player that you are talking smack to when he actually can't and then talk to them about it on the mic when the player that you are trying to beat can actually hear you cuz you'll look stupid.

    THE END

    NOOB: Good story. Don't you think the moral is a bit long winded though?

    CAPTAIN: (Smiles) I'll show ya long winded! HYAAAGH! (Captain obvious rolls forward landing on top of the noob butt first and rips a huge fart)

    PFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!!

    NOOB: UGH!!! GROSS!!!

    CAPTAIN: I think that one left a mark kid......I think that one left a mark. (THNSAWOITS)
     
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    CAPTAIN: Hi kids! Captain obvious here just wishing you and yours a lovely holiday whether you're a legit player, lag switching hack, or just a complete imbecile! Make sure to set your controller down for a minute over the holidays to spend time with family, give your significant other that booty call you've been neglecting, and do something good for someone else for a change!

    NOOB: WOW! That was really nice of you to say!

    CAPTAIN: It wasn't meant for you..........(WHAP! Captain obvious smacks NOOB in the face)

    NOOB: OUCH!

    CAPTAIN: Merry fu@#ing Christmas you little brat......merry fu@#ing Chirstmas (THNSAWOITS).
     
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    Happy multiple of 5 bitches! Get it? Multiple of 5? 2015? Eh? See what i did there?......... ........... ........ No? .......meh....
     
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    Yes.Don't continually use the other players 'mother' or 'sister' in your insults. That's bland and unoriginal!
     
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    NOOB: Hey Captain Obvious? Rumor has it RDR is working again online? Are you gonna come back and play?

    CAPTAIN: HUH? What's that ya say? RDR back online? I've been playing resident evil 5 and Batman for the past two months! I don't even know if I know how to roll anymore! Oh well, maybe I'll have to see who's online. I always like to come in and show a NOOB what for when I have the chance. Maybe they brought the leaderboard back? That'd be fun. Now get away from me kid, ya smell funny, like an old diaper.

    THNSAWOITS

    NOOB: (mumbles) I can't help it... I got so excited about RDR possibly being fixed that I pooped. I'm so ashamed......
     
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    NOOB: CAAAAAAAAPTAAAAAIN OOOOOOOBVIOUUUUUS! WHEEEEERE AAAAAAAARE YOUUUUU?

    Captain: (Appears out of thin air dressed in a provacative female suit of armor with long blonde hair and a ridiculously oversized decorative sword) Oh, hey kid.....emmmmm.......what's goin' on?

    NOOB: (Drops jaw) Why are you dessed like that?

    Captain: Oh ...ummmm.....just been spending some time in the Final Fantasy Universe since RDR has been on the fritz....

    NOOB: Oh....ok well umm do you know if RDR will be fixed?

    Captain: Kid, sometimes ya just gotta move on and realize that although something was once great it's not so much anymore.
    You remember before RDR when you did'nt even care that PSN was hacked and down for 3 months because you did'nt even bother playing games online and Netflix still worked? Maybe it's just time to go back to those days and play some of those titles that you know are good but have been collecting dust for years....Resident Evil 5 sure was fun and so is some good old fashioned real time turn play strategy battles which explains my outfit.

    NOOB: But....Captain Obvious? Who will we turn to in times of need? Who will guide us? Who will teach us the wisdom to play online games without acting like total idiots?

    Captain: Kid, there's always gonna be a game out there that needs a voice of reason like mine....when that game appears again so will I. That may be as soon as this year according to some rumors.....of course that may require system upgrades.
    When that game comes along, so will I. Until then, I don't really give a f#ck what you have to say. (WHAP! Slaps noob across the face)....see ya later kid.....see ya later...

    THNSAWOITS

    NOOB: (rubbing his cheek) Wow, after all this time he's still a prick....

    Captain: (in the distance) I heard that kid....I heard that!

    NOOB: DOH!
     
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    FTW you talkin bout?
     
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    THNSAWOITS for those who have followed but got lost as to the meaning is a ridiculously long acronym (pronounced thin-saw-oyts) that stands for
    Tips
    Hat
    Nods
    Smiles
    And
    Walks
    Into
    The
    Sunset

    I got tired of writing that whole damn thing out every time I did one of these stupid Captain Obvious/Noob fake conversation scripts so I shortened it. Get it?
     

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